Okay, people. I’ve been experiencing quite a few “difficult” people in my life lately; whether it be at work, social life, running errands, etc.. I wanted to give a few tips on how to not suck at life, and try to look up other people’s advice on how not to be a complete tool. Here ya go!

First of all, stop being a complete and utter bitch. It’s not likable. Yeah, you’re good to say something bitchy every now and again, that’s fine! But when it comes down to it, think of people besides yourself, and your friends and relatives will like you better.

Also- don’t hold shit over people’s heads. If someone makes a mistake, big deal! We all screw up now and again, and like you haven’t been forgiven a million times for shit you’ve done so don’t be a choad and refuse to forgive someone for doing something probably NOT even as bad a what you’ve done to them.

It’s very possible that you just suck at life and are unhappy, and everyone knows misery loves company. It’s sad, but true. I’ve noticed that someone who is unhappy with their own life is more likely to be a dick to other people.

Stay In School, Kids!

Oh yes- and if you’re going to complain about how horrible this country is, then leave. It would do all us “dumb Americans” and great favor if you no longer were in the same country as us. You know what? America may not always be that fantastic, but I can tell you that the majority of other countries strive to be like us for a reason, and I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else. Fuckheads!

I found a great website, http://www.lifesucks.info/ and you all should check it out!! It not only has a “Life Sucks” section, but other great parts such as, “God Does Not Love You” and “People Are Stupid” Very inspirational.

People in this world are such hypocrites. You get offended at EVERYTHING someone says, yet you are a total douche and expect everyone to love you? I have friends that get drunk and are total assholes, running around doing whatever they want, but then if you do something they don’t like it’s like.. you are the spawn of the devil. It’s sad and I just want to smack people in the face and say GET OVER IT! You’re probably a bigger jerk than whoever it is you’re bitching about so just.. shut up!! Ha ha.. sorry people, a lot of pent up hostility in my blood lately!

I believe if everyone took the large sticks out of their ass, chalked it up to the fact that there are probably more important things to be worrying about that the shit they’re dwelling on, life would be a lot more enjoyable. Trust me, even I have a hard time coping with how stupid people are sometimes, but it’s just part of life and we have to accept that! =)

Be More Like This Guy!

For those of us in the “real world” (that excludes like, 90% of people obsessed with Obama), it gets tough sometimes with all of our bills, work, etc.. but just remember that making a living for yourself should be gratifying, and we shouldn’t want stuff handed to us all the time. Yeah, having a break every once in a while is necessary, but work builds character and that’s something I value very much. So damn the man, and keep going, people. It’s not that bad! And if it is, who cares? Everyone deals with shit every day, you just have to suck it up and deal with it. Broken hearted? Cry for a day, get over it and move on. There are worse things in life than you think, so stop being a wuss and live your life!