Posted by Admin in I don’t know about everyone else… but I cannot stand Ashton Kutcher. I know quite a few people that loooOOoOoOve him (*eyeroll*) but it seems that he definitely has a lot of haters as well (thank God). He’s NOT attractive, not that great of an actor and is just extremely annoying. Did you all know he has a twin brother?
Oh, but he has cerebral palsy so it seems that Ashton doesn’t exactly scream from the rooftops that he exists. Most people would embrace their twin, but this jerkwod doesn’t EVER speak about his own twin brother!
- Michael and Ashton Kutcher
Bittenandbound.com, a website known for revealing the not so pretty side of Hollywood, speaks about Ashton and his twin brother. Something annoying mentioned in the article:
“For Ashton, a biochemical-engineering major who dropped out of the University of Iowa at age 19, school “came really easy,†and he seems to find the entertainment business as easy as he found his best subject, math.”
Oh, really? I can’t stand it when people say they drop out of school because it’s “too easy.” That has to be one of the most ridiculous things someone can say. Right, I’m sure that you DROPPED OUT of engineering school because it was too easy and not because you couldn’t finish or a million other reasons. Why would anyone stop doing something that only betters yourself, because it’s too easy? Retard.
Nice picture, Ashton =/
Ha- I found a blog post called, “F*** YOU, Ashton Kutcher” that is pretty entertaining.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonah/fk-you-ashton-kutcher-new-buzzfeed-feature
They claim that after bashing him online, Ashton actually called them and left a voicemail. You can listen to the message from the link above.
I also found a Dave Chapelle track online called “Def Jam Poetry: I Hate Ashton Kutcher” so if you’re interested, you should check it out! 
http://www.imeem.com/xombey/music/zJLF8rmu/dave-chapelle-def-poetry-jam-i-hate-ashton-kutcher/
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Ashton Kutcher can suck a dick. Two and a Half Has Been.
He is the epitome of douche-baggery. You can tell there is not a minute in the day where he doubts his utter fabulosity. He’s extremely arrogant, narcissistic, and vain; his immaturity is an embarrassment to grown men and his success is beyond most “normal” people’s understanding. He can suck a dick, suck five dicks, I don’t care: I just hope he goes away. In fact, Lindsay Lohan can ride that train to Siberia with him.
I cannot stand Ashton Kutcher. get a replacement for him….asap! Do whatever it takes! hell, bring back Charlie Sheen….or even Emilios Estevez. Somebody….
Just wanted to say keep up the good work. There are a lot of individuals in media that have reduced the quality of the US culture. Among those would be Paris Hilton, Sean Combs, Kim Kardashian, and Ashton Kutcher. Of course many others contribute to its degradation but those are the ones at the top of my list.
They, including Ashton, have brought forth no value into this world and had they never existed there would be no impact other than having someone to teach your kids not to be like. However they were endowed with undeserving entitlement to suck the class from our culture and leave our society on a spiral downturn into what could be likened to the movie Idiocracy.
I would love to talk to Ashton personally and at least attempt to convince him of his worthlessness and how it would make this world a better place if he could butterfly effect back in-time and be aborted.
Yep, I think he sucks. What he did to Demi…he sucks.
I couldn’t finish the message. I hate him so much and its not because he acts like he is 12.
and its not because he treats people like crap.
Nope its not because he points out the obvious after every one else got it thinking he is the only one that got it because every one else all ready forgot about it.
Is it because he is simultaneously in 3 places at once yet gets everyone else to do everything for him because he gets nothing accomplished on his own. Naaaa
is it because of BURN!!!>:C .wrong
Is it because you’ve been punked. couldn’t be can it .Guess what . I LIED THESE ARE ALL . THE REASONS I HATE
ASSIN DOUCHER!!!
May banana whip cream pies of shame rain down apon you for the rest of your days
one more thing aston kosher you forgot to say SHNOOOOOKEEE
Ashton Koucher cannot act. Never has and probably never will. He cannot fill Charlie Sheen’s role. His is a poor replacement. I do not know what all Sheen did but damn. Two and a Half Men used to be the best show on T.V.; but not now with that wanna-be Kutcher there. Fire him and replace him with someone that actually fits the role…..
Great article, great comments, finally,people who see me my way…..Ashton major loser,never liked him, never will, EVERYONE I talk with feels the same..NO Charisma….None…non existent. Don’t return to comedy scripted tv – YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.
ugly major loser
KUTCHER SUCKS!! HE’S A TERRIBLE ACTOR AND NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!
THEY SHOULD FIRE HIM AND GET SOMEONE LESS STUPID!!