Published on September 16th, 2009 | by Denise Borders93
Ashton Kutcher Sucks.
I don’t know about everyone else… but I cannot stand Ashton Kutcher. I know quite a few people that loooOOoOoOve him (*eyeroll*) but it seems that he definitely has a lot of haters as well (thank God). He’s NOT attractive, not that great of an actor and is just extremely annoying. Did you all know he has a twin brother?
Oh, but he has cerebral palsy so it seems that Ashton doesn’t exactly scream from the rooftops that he exists. Most people would embrace their twin, but this jerkwod doesn’t EVER speak about his own twin brother!
Bittenandbound.com, a website known for revealing the not so pretty side of Hollywood, speaks about Ashton and his twin brother. Something annoying mentioned in the article:
“For Ashton, a biochemical-engineering major who dropped out of the University of Iowa at age 19, school â€œcame really easy,â€ and he seems to find the entertainment business as easy as he found his best subject, math.”
Oh, really? I can’t stand it when people say they drop out of school because it’s “too easy.” That has to be one of the most ridiculous things someone can say.Â Right, I’m sure that you DROPPED OUT of engineering school because it was too easy and not because you couldn’t finish or a million other reasons. Why would anyone stop doing something that only betters yourself, because it’s too easy? Retard.
Ha- I found a blog post called, “F*** YOU, Ashton Kutcher” that is pretty entertaining.
They claim that after bashing him online, Ashton actually called them and left a voicemail. You can listen to the message from the link above.
I also found a Dave Chapelle track online called “Def Jam Poetry: I Hate Ashton Kutcher” so if you’re interested, you should check it out! 🙂