Ashton Kutcher Sucks.

I don’t know about everyone else… but I cannot stand Ashton Kutcher. I know quite a few people that loooOOoOoOve him (*eyeroll*) but it seems that he definitely has a lot of haters as well (thank God). He’s NOT attractive, not that great of an actor and is just extremely annoying. Did you all know he has a twin brother?

Oh, but he has cerebral palsy so it seems that Ashton doesn’t exactly scream from the rooftops that he exists. Most people would embrace their twin, but this jerkwod doesn’t EVER speak about his own twin brother!


Michael and Ashton Kutcher

Michael and Ashton Kutcher

Bittenandbound.com, a website known for revealing the not so pretty side of Hollywood, speaks about Ashton and his twin brother. Something annoying mentioned in the article:

“For Ashton, a biochemical-engineering major who dropped out of the University of Iowa at age 19, school “came really easy,” and he seems to find the entertainment business as easy as he found his best subject, math.”

Oh, really? I can’t stand it when people say they drop out of school because it’s “too easy.” That has to be one of the most ridiculous things someone can say.  Right, I’m sure that you DROPPED OUT of engineering school because it was too easy and not because you couldn’t finish or a million other reasons. Why would anyone stop doing something that only betters yourself, because it’s too easy? Retard.

Nice picture, Ashton =/

Nice picture, Ashton =/

Ha- I found a blog post called, “F*** YOU, Ashton Kutcher” that is pretty entertaining.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonah/fk-you-ashton-kutcher-new-buzzfeed-feature

They claim that after bashing him online, Ashton actually called them and left a voicemail. You can listen to the message from the link above.

I also found a Dave Chapelle track online called “Def Jam Poetry: I Hate Ashton Kutcher” so if you’re interested, you should check it out! :)

http://www.imeem.com/xombey/music/zJLF8rmu/dave-chapelle-def-poetry-jam-i-hate-ashton-kutcher/

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19 Responses to “Ashton Kutcher Sucks.”

  1. Victoria says:

    He is the best person ever, you guys just don’t know what an amazing guy would be if he hit you in the face!

    He is really hot, and an amazing actor

  2. pucung says:

    he looks like my boss,make me weak

  3. crystal says:

    If that’s really his twin brother, I can just imagine how resentful he must be..

  4. Matt says:

    Wow….

    “He is the best person ever,…He is really hot, and an amazing actor”

    If by amazing actor you mean has only acted in stupid as shit suck-ass movies, then yeah, great guy…

  5. lilly says:

    he is soooo FUCKING SEXYY!! you have problems like making a website to put someone down, you jelious bitch, hes famous your not so get over it

  6. Admin says:

    Hmm… sure! You’re a great speller. You’re probably really smart, too.

  7. pm1591989 says:

    But do you know Ashton Kutcher enrolled at the University of Iowa in August 1996, where he majored in biochemical engineering, motivated by the desire to find a cure for his brother’s heart ailment.

  8. Angy says:

    Is this serious? I went on google to find a pic. of Ashton’s gorgeous face and end up finding this. Ashton Kutcher is drop-dead sexy as hell. Not only does he look good no matter what but adds charisma to all his movies. He looks good as fuck on That 70s Show and those COOLPIX commercials. I absolutely loooooovvvveeeee him.

  9. Annie says:

    I really think you should do some research before running your mouth off like this. I know about Ashton’s twin brother because I’ve heard him speak of him multiple times in interviews. And his brother doesn’t have cerebral palsy, he has Cardiomyopathy which is a heart muslce disease so I think you should get your facts straight. Maybe a reason that Ashton doesn’t bring it up much is because it’s a PRIVATE matter and because it was a hard thing to deal with growing up. He’s mentioned that being at home was hard because all he would hear was bad news about his brother and he actually attempted to commit suicide at one point. A private and personal family matter like that is definitely not what I would want to see someone ’shouting from the rooftops about’. I would actually think less of Ashton if he did. And yet again, get your facts straight, Ashton dropped out of college because he’d been spotted by a modeling agent and had a chance to pursue that instead. This whole post is ridiculous and idiotic. Grow up a little

  10. Martha says:

    WTF. Bitch don’t you have anything better to do. There are plenty of ppl I don’t like but I don’t make website to hate on them. Get a life.

  11. Terry says:

    I agree, Ashton is Great! The family business is the family business and you should mind your own business before you write bs and have no idea what you are talking about! He’s a star, you are jealous and resentful. Get a life!

  12. james says:

    Ashton kutcher is fucking gay and a whinny bitch. but its ok, he punks people and they love it. jackasses all around.

  13. Crystal says:

    omg what a sexxxxyy pic! i love this man

  14. lesley says:

    i think that all of you guys are idiots. how can you jugde ashton? none of you guys no him personaly. so any one of you guys sit down with him for sunday brunch and have a chat? no, i dont think so. maybe he just doesnt want to bbring his family, including his brother, and personal life into the media eye. fine, go ahead and judge him as an actor and a comedian but dont judge him as a person cuz you dont know him.

  15. Tenille says:

    wow really read everything you just wrote and then think to yourself do I sound like a twelve year who is jealous of someone or do i even know what I am talking about?? grow up…

  16. Jessica S says:

    REALLY?? YOUR A JELOUS HATER HAHAHA I LOVE IT. YOU REALLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO, D YOU SWEETIE? AW POOR BABY. LOL. IF HE WASNT A GOOD ACTOR, HE OBVIOUSLY WOULDNT BE IN SOOO MANY MOVIES. AND IF HE WASNT GOOD LOOKING HE WOULDNT BE WHERE HE IS TODAY. YOU REDICULOUS. SUCK IT BITCH, YOU WISH YOU COOOUULLLLDDD. FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THAN HATE ON PEOPLE YOUR JELOUS OF HUNNY. HAHAHAHA!!! LOVE IT!!

  17. Wallace says:

    fuck you Ashton Kutcher your hideous as hell or call you by your nickname Ash Ketchum from pallet town,

  18. Wallace says:

    your fucking faggot ashton kutcher when seeing the picture up there i puke so hard that i can’t even fucking sleep

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