Jim Norton “No Baby For You” Album Review
Jim Norton
No Baby For You
BSeen Media
Release: 11 December 2012
review by James Munoz
I was wondering what kind of material to expect on the new Jim Norton comedy album “No Baby For You,” so I scanned his recent Twitter posts and found this gem: when an internet heckler on Twitter asked “Why are you so bald?” his response was “Your mother pulled my hair out while I was fucking her ass with a plunger.” While you won’t find any audience douchebags being put in their place on this record, you will find 45 minutes worth of Norton’s take on horse penises, his man-titties and even a lesson on why you should always ask permission before you slap a gal with your cock. If you’re not getting a sense of the re-occuring theme on this album, (FUCKING!), you might be the type Norton considers sleeping with on track 3, “Sex With The Retarded.”
The album isn’t entirely about bumping uglies; a 5 minute detour to radical Muslim territory, and a quick jaunt through the land of white guilt creep in at the half-way point, but after two decades in the comedy game, the man knows his strengths, and as soon as we think we’re done laughing about his excessive pre-cum, we’re picturing Norton mouth fucking a quadriplegic.
No intimate detail is spared as Norton explicitly describes his favorite position to eat pussy, and after listening to this album twice, I’m convinced this guy is actually the world’s greatest lover. I mean, ladies, wouldn’t you be soaking wet if a guy licked your armpit and let you spit in his mouth? Hell, if I had a sloppy, wet gash, I’d probably let Jim have a go at it, even if his prick isn’t shaped “like a Pepsi can.”
Ultimately, “No Baby For You” does three things a good comedy album should do: grosses you out, makes kind of horny, and let’s you know that if you lose your erection during sex, you can blame those annoying condoms your health-conscious partner demands you wear because the birth-control pills don’t kick in for a month. Get this album and listen to it with people who have seen you naked.
Track List
A Cute Thing To SayDownload Track
Straightening Out A Passive Aggressive DateDownload Track
Sex With The RetardedDownload Track
A Shitty Buggy RideDownload Track
Clowning Around In Dealey PlazaDownload Track
I Was Almost A Burn VictimDownload Track
You Gellin’?Download Track
Shitty White People And Their Shitty GuiltDownload Track
The Muslims Are RiotingDownload Track
Blacks On A PlaneDownload Track
Checking Out Middle Eastern GuysDownload Track
I’m Dominant SexuallyDownload Track
Spankin’ A Bitch Too HardDownload Track
My TittiesDownload Track
The LeftyDownload Track
Size MattersDownload Track
Mandatory AIDS TestDownload Track
Condoms SuckDownload Track
Birth Control And PedophilesDownload Track
No Baby For You!Download Track
Slapping A Gal With My CockDownload Track
The Nipple FlickerDownload Track
My Shitty Limp DickDownload Track
Penile AbuseDownload Track
Lunch With Her ExDownload Track
The World’s Wettest VaginaDownload Track
About the Author
Denise Borders 39, Los Angeles. Denise founded PWV in 2008 and remains the primary manager and photographer/videographer. She is not secretly obsessed with Joey Cape.
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