Our very own lovable, anti-Scientology, infomercial puppet has been caught. Vince Shlomi, the face behind products such as the ShamWOW and the SlapChop, was recently arrested for beating up a hooker. But hold up.. let’s give our guy the benefit of the doubt here.. we must go back to WHY he would have wanted to harm this lovely lady.

The Huffington Post reported that the hired hooker bit Shlomi’s lip and wouldn’t let go. It was then that he decided to start punching the hooker until she releasesd. Shlmoi had already paid the woman for her “services,” which weren’t performed. TMZ commented, “Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.”

Well said, TMZ, Well said.

I may not own any products he advertises, but a portion of the money made from such items, goes toward fighting the Church of Scientology and I must say.. Hell yes.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/27/vince-shlomi-shamwow-pitc_n_180210.html