Oh those crazy Oregonians! Oregon has elected this country’s first transvestite Mayor, in the small city of Silverton. Stu Rasussen says he enjoys wearing heels, dresses, and a long, red wig. He doesn’t intend to have a sex change operation or anything, he just likes to...

Okay so, I had heard about interviews that Howard Stern did in Harlem, asking Obama supporters about his policies and whatnot. Shockingly enough, they were all completely uneducated on any of the issues and his policies, but of course were still hardcore supporters. Now I know that...

Alright well.. things turned out how I was afraid they would. Unfortunately, a record number of uneducated, first-time voters came out this year, did what they thought was “cool” and voted Obama. Damn hippies. Despite how much I didn’t want this to happen, shit happens.....

The last election had the highest voter turnout since 1968. The 2000 election taught us that every vote counts, considering it was such a tight race. This year is going to be NO exception. The polls are showing slight leads and still many undecided, but with the margin of error,...