A List of Bands That Should Beat Up Drake
Drake is a fairly hated human being in my opinion, so I figured I would compile a list of bands that should pummel his face.
The Casualties
This one is aimed mostly at Jake (pictured far right) because he is pretty buff and I think he could really do a number on Drake. I vote some solid punches to the gut.
Municipal Waste
This one is geared to the band as a whole. These guys like to party so I think it would be a group effort. I vote for some bodily fluids to be involved in this fight. I believe in you guys.
Cockney Rejects
This band looks like they’re warming up to spar with someone when they perform so why not put that practice to good use? I vote the uppercut to be executed in this brawl.
Cro-Mags
We can’t act like we don’t want to watch John Joseph just rip someone’s head off with his bear hands. No? Just me? Well, okay then! GET HIM, JJ! Apparently Harley bites people now so maybe he can get a turn and draw some blood the Mike Tyson way. I vote Drake to be thrown across the room, slam against the wall and then break a 10 foot table on his way down tot he ground. Can you picture it? I can. Go team, go.
Terror
These dudes seem like they’ve all been in a good ol’ fashioned fist fight in their day (okay maybe not Jordan and David but who’s counting?). I think Martin, Nick and Scott could triple team Drake in a non-sexual way and do some well-deserved damage. I vote a solid knee-t0-the-groin to happen in this scenario.
That is all. You can follow me on Twitter if you want to hear more about people that I think should be punching people. You can also tweet at me to tell me who you would want to see beat up by whom and other nifty conversations.
About the Author
Denise Borders 39, Los Angeles. Denise founded PWV in 2008 and remains the primary manager and photographer/videographer. She is not secretly obsessed with Joey Cape.
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