My Date with Jaded Punk Hulk
ME GO ON DATE WITH JADED PUNK HULK AND HULK LET DENISE ASK QUESTIONS.
Hulk, this corsage is beautiful! However, it is now time for the interview portion of this delicious pizza date. Let’s begin!
Was Black Flag better with or without Henry Rollins?
WOW, DENISE LIKE BLACK FLAG TOO? HULK AND DENISE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON. HULK THINK BLACK FLAG DO AMAZING WORK WITH ROLLINS, BUT PREVIOUS INCARNATIONS OF GROUP CAST LONG SHADOW. BLACK FLAG NOTHING WITHOUT LIKES OF KEITH AND DEZ. BUT IN TERM OF PUNCHING CROWD IN FACE THEN NO, ROLLINS NO CAN BE BEAT IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
How do you feel about the Refused reunion?
HULK NOT HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH REFUSED REUNITE. THEY WANT MAKE SOME MONEY AND TOUR OFF SOMETHING THEY CREATE, THAT ALL WELL AND GOOD. HULK JUST FIND IT RIDICULOUS AND HYPOCRITICAL THAT THEY END UP ON STAGE AT FESTIVAL LIKE COACHELLA.
On a similar note; how about the Good Riddance reunion shows?
HULK NOT REALLY CARE MUCH ABOUT GOOD RIDDANCE. HULK OWN FOR GOD AND COUNTRY AND SPLIT WITH IGNITE. THAT ONE PRETTY GOOD. THEY JUST ONE BAND IN LONG LIST OF BANDS THAT PROBABLY NOT NEED REUNION…UM, BUT IF DENISE LIKE GOOD RIDDANCE, THEN HULK ALWAYS LOVE THEM! THEY THE BEST, RIGHT?
Fugazi is technically on an indefinite hiatus. Do you think they will EVER reunite?
HULK WONDER THE SAME THING. IT FEEL LIKE HULK AND DENISE KNOW EACH OTHER FOREVER! IF FUGAZI NOT REUNITE AT THIS POINT, THEY PROBABLY NOT DO IT EVER. HULK COULD BE WRONG AND MAYBE THEY PLAY COACHELLA NEXT YEAR. IF THAT HAPPEN, MAYBE DENISE GO WITH HULK? HULK GONNA NEED A RIDE THOUGH.
What band do you WISH would break up?
WHERE HULK BEGIN? HULK WISH WEEZER BREAK UP BUT TO BE HONEST, IT ALMOST FUNNY AT THIS POINT. HULK LOOK FORWARD TO SEE WHAT DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE THEY DO SOUNDTRACK FOR NEXT.
Would you ever date a chick that wasn’t into punk?
NO. HOW YOU ENJOYING PIZZA? I NEVER SEE GIRL SO PRETTY EAT PIZZA LIKE THAT. IT AMAZING.
You always have such great grammar in your tweets (yes, I notice). I just wanted to point that out.
THANK DENISE. HULK FIND GRAMMAR THAT GOOD BE ULTIMATE APHRODISIAC…
What do you think about the American Idiot: The Musical?
HULK NOT HAVE OPINION ABOUT MUSICAL ITSELF BECAUSE HULK NOT PAY MONEY TO GO SEE SUCH BLATANT PILE OF SHIT. UNLESS YOU WANT GO WITH HULK? HULK PAY FOR TICKETS NO WORRY ABOUT IT. WE GO GET HOTDOG AFTERWARD. LONG AS YOU NOT MIND HULK LAUGH WHOLE TIME AT ELLEN DEGENERES OR WHOEVER PLAY BILLIE JOE NOW.
Do you think the Transplants still make money off that Garnier Nutrisse commercial?
IF TIM ARMSTRONG STILL MAKING MONEY FROM GARNIER, THEY SHOULD FIRE HIM AND HIRE DENISE. DENISE HAIR SMELL SO NICE! IT SMELL LIKE FRESH DEW ON SPRING DAY. TIM MOHAWK PROBABLY SMELL LIKE MEN’S ROOM AT GILMAN ST.
Was there a time when you weren’t jaded? What was the straw the broke the camel’s back, Hulk?
WOW, THAT SUCH INSIGHTFUL QUESTION, DENISE. HULK CAN TELL DENISE MUST BE AQUARIUS. THERE NOTHING IN PARTICULAR THAT BREAK CAMEL BACK. HULK JUST BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO SEE GOOD BANDS BECOME MORE INTERESTED IN MAKING MONEY THAN MUSIC. OR BANDS HULK ONCE LOVE NOW ON SECOND OR THIRD REUNION TOUR. IT ENOUGH TO TURN ANYONE HEART JADED.
If you were in Ben Weasel’s shoes at the infamous SXSW show, would you have punched that chick, too?
HULK TOO BIG FOR BEN WEASEL SHOES BUT HERE THING ABOUT THAT NIGHT: IT NEVER OK OR FUNNY TO HIT A WOMAN. EVER. EXCEPT MAYBE TIME SNOOKI GET KNOCKED OUT. BUT WHAT FUNNY ABOUT IT WAS PUNY WEASEL HIT WOMAN, AND IT NOT EVEN HAVE EFFECT ON HER! JOKE ON YOU WEASEL!
Was there ever a time Rise Against was good? Did you like their pre- Siren Song of the Counter Culture albums?
ONLY THING THAT RISE HERE IS HULK BONER AGAINST PANTS FOR YOU, DENISE.
I could seriously ask you 100 questions but I don’t want to take up anymore of your time. I have to tell you that your twitter is by far one of the most entertaining and accurate accounts I’ve come across, and for that I simply want to thank you.
Any final words?
HULK HOPE THIS NOT SOUND TOO FORWARD, BUT HULK FEEL LIKE WE REALLY MAKE CONNECTION. DENISE WANT COME BACK TO HULK STUDIO APARTMENT AND SEE HULK RECORD COLLECTION? HULK HAVE ALBUM BY BIG BLACK HE THINK DENISE LIKE…
Oh my! 🙂
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And that does it, folks. Now you know a little more about this fine gentleman, and if you don’t already, you should definitely follow his twitter because it’s one not to miss. In a sea of posers and kids that have never heard a Minor Threat song, Jaded Punk Hulk is a true old schooler and for that, I respect the ever living shit out of him.
About the Author
Denise Borders 39, Los Angeles. Denise founded PWV in 2008 and remains the primary manager and photographer/videographer. She is not secretly obsessed with Joey Cape.
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