Oh Crap, A Baby!
Ever crawled into the tub for a relaxing bath at night and realize you have shooting back and abdominal pains? Oh wait.. is that is a… a baby’s coming out! CRAP!
Well…..
I’m not the biggest fan of TLC (the television channel), but I do tend to watch a few things here and there on it. A show I’ve been noticing a lot on the guide lately is I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant and I’m thinking… how the hell would you not know you were pregnant?!?!! So I wanted to watch to hear these women’s reasons and to my surprise, many of the women had children so they knew what it felt like, usually more than once, to be pregnant.I was totally shocked.
Each story seems to be a little different (each episode seems to feature two stories, or that’s what I’ve gathered from the few times I’ve caught it). Some of the women say they hardly gained any weight, had no morning sickness, no pain.. and just go into labor one day. Many think it’s stomach cramps or something until they get severe enough to realize they are contractions.
Oh gee, guess I'm getting fat!
Think of all the prenatal care that women have to go through, and these people have had NONE, of course, because they never knew they were pregnant. Many of them admit to have been smoking, drinking, not getting enough sleep, and many things that you’re not supposed to do once you conceive.
I haven’t had any children so I don’t know what it feels like, but I cannot imagine carrying a baby full term and not realizing it, even once, that I could be pregnant. Most of the women didn’t even take a pregnancy test, some did but they came negative. I mean, if I kept taking them and they were negative but I felt something, wouldn’t you go to the doctor?? Or shit, I guess if you never felt it.. man.. I don’t know, it’s just insane to imagine that. So that means most of these women are delivering these babies at home, totally natural. I hope to NEVER feel that pain! Haha, give me the drugs, all the way.
TLC.com shares with us ten reasons women may not realize they’re pregnant:
10. Fetus is small, inactive, and/or carried toward the back of the womb.
Believe it or not, sometimes babies just don’t make a lot of commotion in utero. In addition, some women’s babies rest naturally toward the back of the womb, so that motion and kicking aren’t easily detected from outside the mother’s body. Many women believe that fetal movements are just irregular or strong digestive activity!
9. Recent previous childbirth.
Many women continue to believe that they cannot get pregnant right after giving birth, or while they are breastfeeding. Additionally, menstrual cycles can be irregular, and women can continue to bleed vaginally for several weeks after childbirth. The truth is, some women ovulate – and can become pregnant – within the very first days after giving birth!
8. Dieting.
Women who are very active and watch their weight religiously may crank up their fitness routine and/or begin dieting when they notice a weight gain. Because of this, they may not gain weight as their pregnancy progresses.
7. Stress.
Stressful jobs, family, and personal lives contribute to irregular periods, and may cause women not to pay attention to their menstrual cycle, or to chalk up missing periods to stress.
6. Fetus is mistaken for a tumor or cyst.
In some cases, particularly when a woman has a history of endometriosis, fibroid cysts, or other tumors of the reproductive system, a fetus can be mistaken for a new or recurring tumor.
5. Obesity.
Carrying a lot of excess weight can perfectly disguise the “baby bump.” Depending on how a woman’s body deposits fat, she may have looked “a little bit pregnant” in the past, and neither she nor others notice the extra bulk of a fetus.
4. Inaccurate use of birth control.
Many women are certain they could not be pregnant because they use birth control. However, all birth control methods have a failure rate, and the chance of pregnancy goes up exponentially if birth control methods are not used exactly as indicated: missing pills, expired condoms, and similar problems can result in surprise pregnancies in women who are sure they are in the clear.
3. Breakthrough bleeding.
Some women continue to have period-like bleeding throughout their pregnancy; it may be lighter or irregular, or even coincide with a woman’s usual “time of the month.” These pseudo-periods can be enough to convince a woman that she’s not pregnant.
2. Negative home pregnancy test.
Home pregnancy tests aren’t fool-proof. Whether taken or read incorrectly, or simply giving a false reading, once a woman has tested negative for pregnancy at home, she may simply rule it out.
1. History of irregular cycles and/or infertility.
Not being able to get pregnant in the past, a history of missing or irregular periods, and/or being close to menopause can all fool a woman into thinking she couldn’t be pregnant. The truth is, unless a method of birth control is used every time a woman has sex, she can get pregnant!
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For more on the show or other TLC crap, you can visit:
http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/i-didnt-know-i-was-pregnant/about-the-show.html
About the Author
Denise Borders 39, Los Angeles. Denise founded PWV in 2008 and remains the primary manager and photographer/videographer. She is not secretly obsessed with Joey Cape.
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