Published on April 23rd, 2014 | by Denise Borders
3Would You Quit Your Band to do Porn? This Guy Did!
Cleveland, OH’s One Days Notice is losing their drummer to porn. First off, I don’t know who this band is but I hate them because I feel like the correct name would be One Day’s Notice (with an apostrophe)…. BUT WHATEVER. Their drummer, Phil Evans Jr., is leaving the band to pursue a career in porn. Doesn’t he know that Evan Seinfeld formerly of Biohazard already did this shit? I would not have sex with that guy but I am also not in the porn industry so who cares? ODN vocalist Chris Bassitt commented:
“It doesn’t really surprise me at all. He was always whipping out his giant sausage at band practice.”
Evans himself was unavailable for a comment, but will be playing one last show with the band in Kent, OH on June 28th. Details on that show can be found on their Facebook page.
The band will continue with the four original members and continue their progress on a new record to follow up the 2013 release, When Dinosaurs Get Drunk.
Drew Carey would not be pleased with this.
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